How was your 4-20, dogsies?!
a.) Awesome, Dave Man!! I got so damned high that I killed my whole family!!! ...Now that I think about it...maybe I got too high...does anyone know where I can hide from the police for a while? (28%)
b.) I do not smoke marijuana, David. I do, however, ingest cum that I manually jack out of the dick of a porcupine. (22%)
c.) My 4-20 ROCKED, Davey Mac!! I was so weed'ed out that I ended up shitting in my grandmother's candy dish and forcing her to eat it at gunpoint!! (29%)
d.) I missed it!! I was in a coma that day because of entering the 28th Annual North American Drop An Anvil On Your Head Convention!! Shit!!! (21%)