It's REALLY fucking warm today. Almost too warm.
a.) It's better than having a frozen jizz-pop stuck in your ass!! Ahhh-blah-blah-blah-hidey-hey!!! (26%)
b.) I, too, detest overly warm climates, David. I only like it when it's 64 degrees outside and I'm sticking needles into a kitten's eye balls. (24%)
c.) This weather is so nice I feel like dressing up as a nun and fucking the shit out of my blind barber!! (27%)
d.) My dick hurts. (23%)