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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 12)

  Dave Standup

I performed more stand-up comedy last night.   And I shit all over the stage.

a.) Good for you, Dave Man.  At least you didn't blow up any animals this time! (26%)

b.) I don't really like comedy, David.  Instead, I prefer lighting my dick on fire. (24%)

c.) I was there, Davey Mac, and you KILLED!!  I laughed so hard I ended up assaulting two homeless guys afterwards!!! (27%)

d.) I, too, was there, Dave...and the experience was like an evil robot fucking me in the ass with his razor-droid-cock. (23%)

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