Sometimes, I get the urge to put my dog in the microwave and then eat her. Is this normal?
a.) I'm calling the police as we speak, Dave Man, you sick bastard!! (26%)
b.) Well, David, sometimes I get the urge to put poop on my eye lids...so who am I to judge? (24%)
c.) Do whatever makes you happy, Davey Mac!! Especially if that includes sucking off a turtle!! (27%)
d.) I once fucked a jelly doughnut. (23%)