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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 26)

  Should I get a new pet?  If so, what kind?

a.) You should buy a pet cobra, Dave Man!!  And if he should bite you on the dick, go to a hospital and ask one of the nurses to suck the poison out!!  That's what I do...and I don't even own a snake!! (24%)

b.) I think you should adopt a baby, David.  Preferably, one with three eyes. (23%)

c.) Animals are cool...but pot is WAY better, Dave Man!!  Smoke it up, dawg!! (26%)

d.) I can't concentrate on this poll question, Dave...someone just shit in my mailbox...ok, fine, it was me... (27%)

Dave and dog