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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 25)

  I'm watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit right now.  Did you just love that movie?

a.) Never saw it, Dave Man!!  I did see, however, Who Jizzed On Patricia Pussy.  Yowee zowee!! (21%)

b.) I don't watch films, David.  Instead, I enjoy making jig-saw puzzles out of my own feces. (23%)

c.) I viewed it in the theater and I LOVED it, Davey Mac!!  Especially the part when I was coked up out of my mind and started snorting popcorn!! (36%)

d.) I wish I could eat a bunny.  A real bunny.  I've ALWAYS wanted to eat one. (20%)

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