Are you ready for the weekend?
a.) Fuck yeah, Dave Man! I got the duct tape, chloroform, and garbage bags! Now I just need a body and it's a parrrtaaaaay!!! (26%)
b.) I don't have any plans, David. Maybe I'll just stay home and whisper "I want to have sex with you" to my pet kitten. (24%)
c.) I'm ready, Davey Mac!! Bring on the CUM!!! (24%)
d.) I think someone just farted on my head... (26%)