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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 22)

  Are you ready for the weekend?

a.) Fuck yeah, Dave Man!  I got the duct tape, chloroform, and garbage bags!  Now I just need a body and it's a parrrtaaaaay!!! (26%)

b.) I don't have any plans, David.  Maybe I'll just stay home and whisper "I want to have sex with you" to my pet kitten. (24%)

c.) I'm ready, Davey Mac!!  Bring on the CUM!!! (24%)

d.) I think someone just farted on my head...  (26%)

Dave is Lost