Thank you to everyone who follows Dave on Twitter (Twitter.com/EastSideDave), as you've now propelled the Dave Man into the very exclusive Twenty-Five Thousand Followers club!! It's a wonderful accomplishment that sort of means absolutely nothing when you really think about it, but that's not going to stop Davey Mac from celebrating by getting loaded on stale Scotch and robbing a Pizza Hut!! It's one of the greatest days in East Side Dave history!! Which means that East Side Dave has had one of the shittiest histories of any human since 1977!! Nevertheless, a HUGE thanks to the Dave Pound and all of the Dave followers on Twitter, who we are now calling the 25,000 David Pyramid!! Good day, homies!!