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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 19)

  Would you like to tickle me?

a.) Fuck yes, Davey Mac!!  With a fucking shotgun!!!  Hahahahaha!!  I'm so drunk!! (22%)

b.) No, David.  However, I would like to pour red ants dipped in cyanide down your dick-hole. (24%)

c.) I'd tickle you, Dave Man, but I'm not allowed contact with other humans until 2017...after the little incident I had with forcing homeless people to throw up and then bottling the vomit in order to sell it on the black market! (26%)

d.) I don't have any fingers, Dave, and I take offense to this poll. (28%)

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