Would you like to tickle me?
a.) Fuck yes, Davey Mac!! With a fucking shotgun!!! Hahahahaha!! I'm so drunk!! (22%)
b.) No, David. However, I would like to pour red ants dipped in cyanide down your dick-hole. (24%)
c.) I'd tickle you, Dave Man, but I'm not allowed contact with other humans until 2017...after the little incident I had with forcing homeless people to throw up and then bottling the vomit in order to sell it on the black market! (26%)
d.) I don't have any fingers, Dave, and I take offense to this poll. (28%)