What did you do over this epic St. Patrick's Day weekend?
a.) I partayed, Dave Man!! I went out with my cousin who we call "Ex-Con" Eddie and we blew up a factory!! (25%)
b.) I stayed in and glued my cats' heads together, David. (24%)
c.) I drank 16 glasses of Guinness and then raped a potato!! (26%)
d.) I thought seriously of making out with my sister. (25%)