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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 18)

  What did you do over this epic St. Patrick's Day weekend?

a.) I partayed, Dave Man!!  I went out with my cousin who we call "Ex-Con" Eddie and we blew up a factory!! (25%)

b.) I stayed in and glued my cats' heads together, David. (24%)

c.) I drank 16 glasses of Guinness and then raped a potato!! (26%)

d.) I thought seriously of making out with my sister. (25%)

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