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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 15)

  This Sunday is St. Patrick's Day!  What do you plan to do?

a.) I'm gonna get so damned boozed-up I'll probably end up fucking at least THREE homeless people!! (27%)

b.) I am going to stay in and shove green M&M's up my dick-hole. (23%)

c.) I probably will watch the parade and drunkenly punch my dad in the nose for never taking me to it. (24%)

d.) I'm gonna feed Guinness and potatoes to my pet mouse Larry until his little tummy explodes! (26%)

Dave and Stan St. Patrick's Dat