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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 11)

  Tonight is the season finale of The Bachelor!!   ...How pathetic am I?

a.) You're a girly man, Davey Boy!!  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to shove a neon green dildo up my ass!!  Bye-bye!! (25%)

b.) I don't own a television, David.  I only possess several photographs of naked old women going number two. (26%)

c.) It's all good, East Side Diddy!!  I plan to watch the show, too, while on mushrooms and jerking off my landlord!!! (24%)

d.) I'm just happy you aren't drunkenly robbing any more 7-11's, Dave. (25%)

The BITCHelor