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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 1)

  It's the first day of March!!!  Let the fun begin!!

a.) Wooo-hoooo, Davey Mac!!  I'm gonna take my shotgun and shoot my Aunt Jennie in the foot with it!!! (25%)

b.) I do not care about the months, David.  The only thing I feel passionate about is sucking my pet porcupine Rocky's tits. (23%)

c.) I'm so excited, Dave Man, that I've just farted on my newborn baby's face thrice!!! (25%)

d.) East Side Dave, you're jerking off as you're tallying the pole votes, aren't you... (27%)

Davey Mac the Magic Man