Can you believe that Argo won the Oscar for Best Picture last night?
a.) I didn't see it, Dave Man. The only movie I went to this year was Transformers 3. Or was that last year? Aw hell, time flies by when you're on a half-decade booze-and-Whip-Its binge!! (27%)
b.) I don't watch the Academy Awards, David. I don't believe in judging art. I only believe in blowing up cats and putting their body parts in my neighbors' mailboxes. (24%)
c.) I thought Lincoln was MUCH better, Dave Man!! I especially liked the part where the President decapitated a vampire and then started jerking off!!! (23%)
d.) I thought Spaceballs should have won. (26%)