Tonight I'm going to IHOP to see Mario. What should I say to him?
a.) Davey Mac, you should ask him why he looks so much like my creepy relative- Cousin Pedophile!! (25%)
b.) Don't go near him, David. I once caught him spying on my mother while she took a bath...oh wait...that was me...never mind... (24%)
c.) You should tell Mario that he's a fucking liar, Dave!! He AND that druggie brother of his, Luigi!! Those two fuckers still owe me TWO G's from an acid deal that went wrong!!! (25%)
d.) Sometimes I paint and dress up my dick to make it look like Yoshi, Diddy. (26%)