Do you still watch American Idol? I'm afraid to admit that I still do...
a.) That's because you're an A-Grade pussy, Davey Mac!! Now lay down so I can lick you up and down and all around, pussy boy!! (24%)
b.) Don't be embarrassed, David. I still like Idol, too. I also enjoy dipping pigeons in butter and putting them in my ass. (25%)
c.) Shit, I'm too fucked up to watch TV, Davey Mac!! The moonshine-cyanide cocktails and pot/frozen-carbon-dioxide brownies are really kicking my ass!! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to call 9-1-1. Adios. (25%)
d.) I do not own a television, Dave. I live in a wooden cabin where we only have running water and a fire fueled by throwing dead midgets on it. (26%)