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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 21)



Do you still watch American Idol?  I'm afraid to admit that I still do...

a.) That's because you're an A-Grade pussy, Davey Mac!!  Now lay down so I can lick you up and down and all around, pussy boy!! (24%)

b.) Don't be embarrassed, David.  I still like Idol, too.  I also enjoy dipping pigeons in butter and putting them in my ass. (25%)

c.) Shit, I'm too fucked up to watch TV, Davey Mac!!  The moonshine-cyanide cocktails and pot/frozen-carbon-dioxide brownies are really kicking my ass!!  Now if you'll excuse me, I need to call 9-1-1.  Adios.  (25%)

d.) I do not own a television, Dave.  I live in a wooden cabin where we only have running water and a fire fueled by throwing dead midgets on it. (26%)

Oh my...