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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 14)

  Happy Valentine's Day!  What do you have planned?

a.) I'm gonna get liquored up and fart on my wife's head, Davey Mac!!  Wooo-hoooo!! (25%)

b.) I don't have a valentine (again) this year, David.  That's why I'll be staying home and jerking off my pet pigeon Rocky. (24%)

c.) I plan on taking my sweetie out to the movies and forcing her at gunpoint to give me a hand-job!!  Love is in the air!! (26%)

d.) I just pissed myself. (25%)

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