Happy Valentine's Day! What do you have planned?
a.) I'm gonna get liquored up and fart on my wife's head, Davey Mac!! Wooo-hoooo!! (25%)
b.) I don't have a valentine (again) this year, David. That's why I'll be staying home and jerking off my pet pigeon Rocky. (24%)
c.) I plan on taking my sweetie out to the movies and forcing her at gunpoint to give me a hand-job!! Love is in the air!! (26%)
d.) I just pissed myself. (25%)