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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 8)

  They say a blizzard is gonna hit the Northeast.  Are you prepared?

a.) Fuck yeah, Davey Mac!!  I have shovels!  Lime!!  Duct tape!!  And a machete!!  Everything one would need to bury a body, I mean, be safe from the snow!!  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go into the woods!! (26%)

b.) I don't worry about things I can't control, like weather, David.  What makes me nervous is bleeding out when I've stabbed myself in the dick-hole too hard. (24%)

c.) I can't WAIT to make cum-angels in the snow, Dave Man!! (25%)

d.) I just hope my car doesn't break down while I'm driving to the store for milk and bread and porn and guns and poison and smurf dolls and dynamite and fart-cushions and naked pictures of Dan Fouts. (25%)