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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 6)

  I've lost over twenty pounds since Christmas.  Why is this happening?

a.) You should start drinking some milk-shakes and cease fuckin' your dog, Davey Mac!!! (22%)

b.) I, too, have lost some weight, David...mainly because I've been injected my ass with nuclear rabbit semen. (24%)

c.) Maybe that's a good thing, Dave Man!!!  Now we can finally go tandem hang-gliding-and-high-bear-hunting together!!  You bring the hang-glide, I'll bring the LSD and machine gun!! (28%)

d.) Stop eating AIDS babies, Dave. (26%)

Dave Valentine