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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 5)

  How did you like the Super Bowl?

a.) It was fuckin' great, Davey Mac!!  I did so much acid that at one point I'm pretty sure Beyonce's head morphed into the football and Ray Lewis punted it out of the fucking stadium!!!  Touchdown!! (26%)

b.) I didn't watch the game, David.  I was too busy dressing up my rabbits like little priests so that they could molest mice they I had dressed up as little kids. (24%)

c.) I loved it, Dave Man!!!  I drank so much turpentine that I only strangled three bus drivers!!!  Yeeehhaaww!! (27%)

d.) Fuck!  I thought the Super Bowl was THIS Sunday!!  I really need to stop lighting my day-planner on fire every time I smoke angel dust!! (23%)

Super Bowl XLVII - Baltimore Ravens v San Francisco 49ers