How did you like the Super Bowl?
a.) It was fuckin' great, Davey Mac!! I did so much acid that at one point I'm pretty sure Beyonce's head morphed into the football and Ray Lewis punted it out of the fucking stadium!!! Touchdown!! (26%)
b.) I didn't watch the game, David. I was too busy dressing up my rabbits like little priests so that they could molest mice they I had dressed up as little kids. (24%)
c.) I loved it, Dave Man!!! I drank so much turpentine that I only strangled three bus drivers!!! Yeeehhaaww!! (27%)
d.) Fuck! I thought the Super Bowl was THIS Sunday!! I really need to stop lighting my day-planner on fire every time I smoke angel dust!! (23%)