Today I get my MRI and EEG results from my neurologist, Dr. Song, after suffering from head pains. What do you think he'll find?
a.) Knowing you, Davey Mac, he'll probably find a poo-covered R2D2 toy stuck in your cerebellum!! Yeeehhaaw!! (24%)
b.) I think you should definitely be worried, David. I read recently in LSD Magazine that having intercourse with inanimate objects causes brain cancer. Goodbye, David. (26%)
c.) You'll be fine, Dave Man!! I did some tests on you while you were sleeping last night and you're strong as an ox...sure, a dead ox that has perished due to skull-eating lice...but who cares about the details anyway?! Incidentally, my tests also found that you have the sperm count of a sterile midget. Good luck! (27%)
d.) Just stay positive, Dave, and try NOT to fart in the waiting room...AGAIN!! (23%)