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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 24)

  I got an MRI yesterday because of a consistent pain in my right temple.  What do you think is wrong with me?

a.) Too much farting (24%)

b.) Jerking off and jizzing on small animals (25%)

c.) Choking out old people and blaming it on teenaged ruffians (25%)

d.) Putting Reese's Buttercups in corpse butts (26%)

Dave looks like Skrillex