Today is President Obama's second Presidential Inauguration celebration. Will you watch it?
a.) Fuck NO! I don't like politics! PLUS, I'm currently high on bath salts and eating my mailman's face! Avita zein! (25%)
b.) I don't own a television, David, so I guess I won't see it. Unless I go to Washington D.C. But I'm still not allowed in that district ever since I sodomized a chicken on the Lincoln Monument. (24%)
c.) Hell YES, Dave Man!! It's fucking historic!! I usually prepare for Inaugurations by dressing up like Thomas Jefferson and jerking off in a 7-11! (25%)
d.) I would watch it...but I'm shoving barbed-wire into my dick-hole. (26%)