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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 16)

  It's raining AGAIN.  Does that depress you?

a.) Shit no, Dave Man!!  The more water that washes the blood and jizz off my hands, the better!!! (25%)

b.) Nothing depresses me, David.  I didn't even shed a tear when I found out that my pet rabbit, Arnie, had died after I fucked it to death. (26%)

c.) I actually LOVE the rain, Davey Mac!!  It reminds me of the time I shat in the bathtub!!  Boy, am I drunk!! (24%)

d.) John Lennon said "Rain is just a state of mind".  Fucking hippie!!!!! (25%)

Dave's bathing suit is off