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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 14)

  I have been sick with the flu.  Help me.

a.) Sure, I'll help you, Davey Mac!!  Just say "cheese" while I fire this DayQuil/NiQuil combination spray from my shotgun at close range!!!  Yeeeeehhahaww!! (24%

b.) I can help you, David, but only with my unconventional medicine methods.  First, take out your dick.  Second, close your eyes while I chop it off. (25%)

c.) Sorry, I can't help you, Dave Man!!  I've got my own problems!!  My landlord is suing me for decapitating his cat!! (25%)

d.) Do what I do, Dave...take some LSD and light a forest on fire!! (26%)