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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 4)

  Which of the following would you do for one million dollars?

a.) Have a monkey jerk you off...while you are jerking the monkey off. (25%)

b.) Allow a video of yourself being shat on by a fat ten-year-old to be posted on YouTube. (25%)

c.) Eat the foot of your dead grandmother who is lying in a coffin. (24%)

d.) Be made fun of by retarded people on the Today Show. (26%)

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