Which of the following would you do for one million dollars?
a.) Have a monkey jerk you off...while you are jerking the monkey off. (25%)
b.) Allow a video of yourself being shat on by a fat ten-year-old to be posted on YouTube. (25%)
c.) Eat the foot of your dead grandmother who is lying in a coffin. (24%)
d.) Be made fun of by retarded people on the Today Show. (26%)
