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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 2)

  We're BACK from vacation!!  Did you miss us?!

a.) Fuck yes, Davey Mac!!  I had no one to shoot in the ass with my Christmas cross-bow while all hopped up on acid!! (26%)

b.) Being bereft of human emotions, David, I can honestly say I did not miss you.  I did miss, however, calling my dog Scuffy's veterinarian's house on New Year's Eve to inform him that I plan on shoving needles into his dick-hole if he can't bring Scuffy back to life. (24%)

c.) I missed the SHIT out of you, Dave Man!!  I had no one to bail me out of jail after I was busted for lighting a cow on fire!!  And for all of you animal lovers out there...relax!!  She was already dead!!  Someone had shot her with some sort of cross-bow!! (27%)

d.) I just hope 2013 will be better than 2012- aka "The Year Where I Starting Shitting Out Of My Ears Due To A Very Rare And Gross Disease." (23%)