It's Christmas Eve!! How excited are you?!?!
a.) I'm so excited, Dave Man, I could just take out my shotgun and start shooting out the tires of my neighbor's noisy pick-up truck as a kind of "Christmas Fuck You" to the son of a bitch!! You hear me, Al?! Say goodbye to that shitty Chevy of yours!!! Hahahaha!! (26%)
b.) I don't really care for Christmas, David. I prefer a different holiday- the Annual Shove A Phillips Head Screwdriver Into Your Own Dick-Hole Day. (25%)
c.) I LOVE Christmas, Davey Mac!! I can't wait to unwrap my presents!! I hope I get what I want this year: 17 battery-powered dildos that can also shoot lasers at small animals!! (24%)
d.) I just hope I don't get arrested again on Christmas for strangling an elf at the mall. (25%)