Well, according to the Mayans, the world is going to explode any second now. How did you spend your final hours on Earth?
a.) I thanked God for a wonderful life shortly before chopping my dick off (just to see what it would feel like)!!! PLEASE come, comet!!! (25%)
b.) I did what I always do on Thursday, David- I masturbated into a tea cup and then drank it. (24%)
c.) I watched the sunrise...all fucked up on opium, whip-its, ether, and a little home-made poison! Oh, and I fucked a cactus!! (25%)
d.) I kissed my dog on the head just to make my cat jealous. (26%)