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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 21)

  Well, according to the Mayans, the world is going to explode any second now.  How did you spend your final hours on Earth?

a.) I thanked God for a wonderful life shortly before chopping my dick off (just to see what it would feel like)!!!  PLEASE come, comet!!! (25%)

b.) I did what I always do on Thursday, David- I masturbated into a tea cup and then drank it. (24%)

c.) I watched the sunrise...all fucked up on opium, whip-its, ether, and a little home-made poison!  Oh, and I fucked a cactus!! (25%)

d.) I kissed my dog on the head just to make my cat jealous. (26%)

End of the World