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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 20)

  We're 24 hours away from the Mayan prophecy of the end of the world.  How are you gonna spend your final day on earth?

a.) I'm gonna do so much LSD that I'll probably end up cutting off my legs and eating them!!!  Shit!!  The acid's kicking in!!  Where's my fucking saw?!?! (24%)

b.) I am not going to do anything special, David.  I'll probably just stick with my normal routine of luring my neighbor's cats into my garage where I'll have my home-made Cat Explosion Machine detonate the piss out of them. (25%)

c.) I'm gonna get drunk and try to make out with my mom, Davey Mac!!  Yeeehaaaw!! (25%)

d.) Three simple words, Dave: suck and fuck!!  Suck and fuck!!  Suck and fuck!! (26%)