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The Davey Mac Sports Program will be on Ustream TONIGHT! UNLESS I get a 12-12-12 ticket! Then, FUCK IT!!

  Dave Big Little Fire

Heads up, homies!!  The Davey Mac Sports Program is SCHEDULED to be LIVE tonight on USTREAM!!  7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!  That is, of course, unless a 12-12-12 Benefit Concert ticket miraculously drops into my lap.  If I SHOULD get a ticket, we shall postpone the show until Thursday!!  But let's be honest, the odds of that happening are about as slim as Andy Dick acting like a sober, heterosexual man.  I have about as much of a chance of turning my jizz into ketchup as I do of getting a ticket to the show.  And trust me, I've TRIED to turn my jizz into ketchup by ways of masturbation, tomatoes, black magic, and pornographic voodoo dolls...but I just can't fucking do it!!  So, barring that musical miracle, tune in at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, to USTREAM!!  And check my TWITTER and/or FACEBOOK accounts to confirm!!!  Peace!!

Davey Mac lookin' good