Tonight is the 12-12-12 Benefit Concert! Performing: Bruce Springsteen, The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, The Who, Eddie Vedder, Roger Waters, AND MORE!! Do any of you guys have an extra ticket?!?!
a.) If I did, I sure as shit wouldn't give it to YOU, Dave Man!! I'd rather fuck your ass with a Twizzler and eat it!! And I'm not sure who that would be punishing...ME or YOU!! #DrunkAgain (24%)
b.) That list of artists did NOT include Morrissey or The Fuck Town Boys...thus I am NOT interested, David. (21%)
c.) I got a ticket for you, Davey Mac!! All you just have to do is help me jerk off my dead Uncle Clifford! (35%)
d.) Don't ask me, Dave, I HATE concerts. I much putting a live snake in my dick-hole. (20%)