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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 12)

  Tonight is the 12-12-12 Benefit Concert!  Performing: Bruce Springsteen, The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, The Who, Eddie Vedder, Roger Waters, AND MORE!!  Do any of you guys have an extra ticket?!?!

a.) If I did, I sure as shit wouldn't give it to YOU, Dave Man!!  I'd rather fuck your ass with a Twizzler and eat it!!  And I'm not sure who that would be punishing...ME or YOU!! #DrunkAgain (24%)

b.) That list of artists did NOT include Morrissey or The Fuck Town Boys...thus I am NOT interested, David. (21%)

c.) I got a ticket for you, Davey Mac!!  All you just have to do is help me jerk off my dead Uncle Clifford! (35%)

d.) Don't ask me, Dave, I HATE concerts.  I much putting a live snake in my dick-hole. (20%)

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