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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 10)

Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? a.) Fuck no, Davey Mac!!  I'm still in the county jail after I went to the local mall, sat on Santa's lap, and shit on it while under the influence of LSD!!  Wowee zowee! (24%)

b.) I do all my Christmas shopping online, David.  So far I've gone to Amazon.com and bought my usual stocking-stuffers of black dildos, shotgun shells, and Animal Fucker magazine. (25%)

c.) I'm not allowed outside, Dave Man, ever since I shot and killed Rudolph and hung him on my wall!!  At least...I thought it was Rudolph!  It actually turned out to be my Uncle Gary!!  Whoops! (25%)

d.) I love Christmas shopping!!  It's a great time to get out of the house and think of others!!  Plus, you can use shopping as an alibi when you detonate an explosive under your asshole-neighbor's house and blow him the fuck up!!! (26%)