How was your weekend, dogsies?
a.) AWESOME, Dave Man!! I found my long-lost birth father after searching for him for twenty years and when I finally met him, I farted on his head before chopping his dick off!! I should probably not snort methamphetamine's before reuniting with family!!!! Arrggghhhhh!!! (26%)
b.) Instead of staying in, I actually went out for a change, David, and it felt good. I decided to go to the orphanage where I was raised and burn it to the ground before detonating a bomb in the local zoo. (25%)
c.) We rocked and rolled, Davey Mac!! And by "we", I mean my invisible friend and rapist, Mr. Chuckles!! I hope Mr. Chuckles can evade the police after what he did to that homeless woman! (24%)
d.) I did what I ALWAYS do on the weekend, Dave- I glued my cock to a dartboard and threw steak knives at it! Puh-ZOW! (25%)