I think I'm going into New York City to stroll around during Christmastime. Where should I go first?
a.) You should head to Cockefeller Center to see the 80-foot dick!!! Hahahaha!!! I'm on acid, Dave Man!! (26%)
b.) I don't like New York, David...too dirty. Instead, I enjoy staying home and putting different sized nails in my dick-hole. (25%)
c.) If I were you, Davey Mac, I'd go to Santa's S&M Shop and get my ass toilet-plungered by Rudolpha The Mistress!! YOWWWWW!!! (25%)
d.) You should go to Macy's famous Christmas window and shit on it. (24%)