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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 30)

  I think I'm going into New York City to stroll around during Christmastime.  Where should I go first?

a.) You should head to Cockefeller Center to see the 80-foot dick!!!  Hahahaha!!!  I'm on acid, Dave Man!! (26%)

b.) I don't like New York, David...too dirty.  Instead, I enjoy staying home and putting different sized nails in my dick-hole. (25%)

c.) If I were you, Davey Mac, I'd go to Santa's S&M Shop and get my ass toilet-plungered by Rudolpha The Mistress!!  YOWWWWW!!! (25%)

d.) You should go to Macy's famous Christmas window and shit on it. (24%)