I've put up all of my Christmas decorations and lights!! I'm excited!! What's YOUR favorite decoration that you own?
a.) I have a six-inch Santa Claus that's fucking a reindeer in the ass, Dave Man!!! It was a Christmas present from my mom three years ago!! Yay!! (23%)
b.) I usually hang up my own dried cum on the window, David. Merry Christmas. (26%)
c.) I just steal my neighbor's stuff and glue it to my fucking roof!! And if they try to get it back!! BLAM!! That's the sound of my X-Mas bazooka goin' off, Davey Mac!! (27%)
d.) I don't celebrate Christmas. I only observe the Holiday of all Holidays: Throw A Water Balloon Filled With Shit At The Mailman Day. (24%)