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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 27)

  Did you go online to buy anything for Cyber Monday?

a.) Hell YES, Dave Man!!  I ordered a shit-load of D batteries from Target for my Shotgun-Dildo that I've purchased for my wife!!  BLAMMO!!! (26%)

b.) I don't own a computer, David.  I do have, however, a box of rusty nails that I like to dump over my naked body every time there is a full moon. (24%)

c.) I bought a bunch of Star Wars action figures that I plan to put up my neighbor's ass who's past out on my porch right now!! (25%)

d.) I tried to go online but my fucking computer shot me into outer space before I could buy shit!!  I guess that's what I get for buying a Dell H.A.L. model!!! (25%)