Tomorrow is Thanksgiving! Are you ready to rock?!
a.) Fuck YEAH, Dave Man!!! I've just made my own, special gravy filled with all the cat cum that I could squeeze out of Mr. Kitties!! Who wants some?!?! (28%)
b.) I am not ready to rock, David. I have not even started cooking my sweet potato dish. Maybe I'll just stay home and suck my own cock. (20%)
c.) I LOVE Thanksgiving, Davey Mac!!! I can't wait to drunkenly show my in-laws my brand new Thanksgiving Shotgun!!! Bam!! Bang!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!! (27%)
d.) I hope this year my mom doesn't poison the pumpkin pie and try to kill my brothers and me again!! (25%)