I'm starting to get excited for Thanksgiving! How about you?
a.) The only thing that gets ME excited, Dave Man, is when I force my pet rabbits to suck each other off while I film it and then post it on BunnyPorn.com!!! (28%)
b.) Thanksgiving does not get me very excited, David. Too many potato dishes. I prefer eating a bowl full of cum. (22%)
c.) Fuck YEAH I'm excited, Davey Mac!!! I'm gonna bring my special home-made LSD-infused pumpkin pie to my Aunt Terry's house and watch as she gets so fucking screwed up that she tries to fuck herself with a piece of squash again!!! Partaaaay!!! (26%)
d.) I can't wait for this glorious holiday of family, food, farts, fuck-toys, and finger-cuffs!! We give thanks!! (24%)