I have the Monday blues. How about you?
a.) I ain't sad at all, Dave Man!! I just got my mail-order Fartccordion (an accordion that plays fart noises) delivered to me and I couldn't be happier!! I'm gonna play the "Fart-Spangled Banner" right now!! (24%)
b.) I feel a little down, too, David. Maybe I shouldn't have gone up to the roof with my grandpa and pushed him down the chimney, so as to test it out for Santa. (25%)
c.) I feel GRRRRREAT, Davey Mac!! I've just had a relaxing weekend with the Trix rabbit...just he and me...oh yeahhhhhh...it was niiiiice...what? Why are you looking at me like that? We're just FRIENDS...heh...um...I ggggotta go! - Tony the Tiger (26%)
d.) I feel a little depressed, but that's because my swimming dog that I keep in the pool ate one of my legs and it turns out that my dog has in fact been a shark this whole time! Shit!! (25%)