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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 19)

  I have the Monday blues.  How about you?

a.) I ain't sad at all, Dave Man!!  I just got my mail-order Fartccordion (an accordion that plays fart noises) delivered to me and I couldn't be happier!!  I'm gonna play the "Fart-Spangled Banner" right now!! (24%)

b.) I feel a little down, too, David.  Maybe I shouldn't have gone up to the roof with my grandpa and pushed him down the chimney, so as to test it out for Santa. (25%)

c.) I feel GRRRRREAT, Davey Mac!!  I've just had a relaxing weekend with the Trix rabbit...just he and me...oh was niiiiice...what?  Why are you looking at me like that?  We're just ggggotta go! - Tony the Tiger (26%)

d.) I feel a little depressed, but that's because my swimming dog that I keep in the pool ate one of my legs and it turns out that my dog has in fact been a shark this whole time!  Shit!! (25%)