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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 16)

  It's Friday!  What do you have planned for this evening?

a.) I'm gonna paint the town red, Davey Mac!!  I've loaded large dildos into all THREE of my shotguns and the first big-mouthed, elderly woman I see...well...BLAMMO!!! (27%)

b.) I think I will have a nice, quiet night at home, David.  Just me, my pet turtle Alphonse, and my sister's skin...which I have removed from her dead body in order to make an indoor, human, Slip-N-Slide. (26%)

c.) Davey Mac, tonight is gonna ROCK!!  I've just glued my poodles' heads together in an attempt to make the first Siamese Dog!!  I'm so fuckin' drunk!! (24%)

d.) I just hope I can refrain from putting another fire-cracker up my ass. (23%)