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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 15)

  Do you go out shopping/"sales-hunting" on Black Friday?

a.) Fuck NO, Dave Man!!  The only things I go huntin' for are illegals, dag-nabbit!!  Hold on a second!!  I think I see two Canadian rascals tryin' to cross our God-Damn border as we speak!!  Where's my rifle?!  Bang-bang!! (24%)

b.) I don't really enjoy going outside, David.  I prefer staying indoors, taking some nails, and hammering my penis into a wooden board. (26%)

c.) I LOVE Black Friday, Davey Mac!!  I get all minstreled-up a la Ted Danson at Whoopi Goldberg's roast and fucking take some matches and---oh.  Your Black Friday and MY Black Friday are probably two separate days...nevermind. (24%)

d.) Sometimes when I shop I enjoy farting on the cash register. (26%)