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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 14)

  I can't believe Thanksgiving is NEXT Thursday!

a.) Shit, I can't believe you even know how a calendar works, Dave Man, you cave-dwelling, pagan dick-nose!! (25%)

b.) I agree, David.  Thanksgiving is here way too fast this year.  I mean, I haven't even begun my Thanksgiving ritual of buying a big, beautiful turkey, cooking it perfectly, then shooting it full of jizz, bringing it over to my in-laws' house, and telling everyone to "dig in."  I really am behind this Thanksgiving, David. (24%)

c.) I can't believe it's that time of year again where I get overly drunk, punch my dad during the Lions' game, throw a pumpkin pie at the dog, burn down the garage, and fart in the cop car as I'm being driven "away"!!! (25%)

d.) I CAN believe Thanksgiving is next Thursday.  I CANNOT believe my penis hasn't fallen off after I stuck in a 1790's French guillotine. (26%)