I have an audition with MTV today. Wish me luck!
a.) Good luck, Dave Man! I'm sure you'll nail it...meaning that you'll probably end up taking out a hammer and nailing your dick to a Real World sign. Peace!! (24%)
b.) Well, I'd say "Good luck", David, but I don't watch MTV. In fact, I don't watch television in general. I do, on the other hand, hand-knit quilts made from flesh that I've personally ripped off old people's faces. (23%)
c.) Break a leg, Davey Mac!! Seriously!! I need the fucking money!! -Dr. Joseph Broke, struggling orthopedist (27%)
d.) Whatever you do, Dave, make SURE that you don't cum on Snooki's head!!! That's a lawsuit waiting to happen!! (26%)