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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 24)

  I have an audition with MTV today.  Wish me luck!

a.) Good luck, Dave Man!  I'm sure you'll nail it...meaning that you'll probably end up taking out a hammer and nailing your dick to a Real World sign.  Peace!! (24%)

b.) Well, I'd say "Good luck", David, but I don't watch MTV.  In fact, I don't watch television in general.  I do, on the other hand, hand-knit quilts made from flesh that I've personally ripped off old people's faces. (23%)

c.) Break a leg, Davey Mac!!  Seriously!!  I need the fucking money!!  -Dr. Joseph Broke, struggling orthopedist (27%)

d.) Whatever you do, Dave, make SURE that you don't cum on Snooki's head!!!  That's a lawsuit waiting to happen!! (26%)