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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 22)

  Do you think people are taking these polls seriously?

a.) I take these polls about as seriously as I take a nice, hot candle in the ass, Dave Man!!  Ooooohhhhh!!! (23%)

b.) I take them very seriously, David.  I like to vote in the polls right before I draw a unicorn on my fore-head and take a shit in a supermarket (aisle seven). (26%)

c.) I'm not sure what the word "seriously" means, Dave.  Does it have something to do with choking a monkey?  If so, then the answer is "yes." (24%)

d.) I just wish I owned a firemen's poll.  I'd like to slide down it nude while my stuffed animals watched on. (27%)