Do you think people are taking these polls seriously?
a.) I take these polls about as seriously as I take a nice, hot candle in the ass, Dave Man!! Ooooohhhhh!!! (23%)
b.) I take them very seriously, David. I like to vote in the polls right before I draw a unicorn on my fore-head and take a shit in a supermarket (aisle seven). (26%)
c.) I'm not sure what the word "seriously" means, Dave. Does it have something to do with choking a monkey? If so, then the answer is "yes." (24%)
d.) I just wish I owned a firemen's poll. I'd like to slide down it nude while my stuffed animals watched on. (27%)