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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 19)

  What are you going to do tonight?

a.) Partay 'till my DICK EXPLODES, Dave Man!!  Drink-drink-drink-and-OUCH!!!!  My dick just exploded!!!  This was a mistake!!  Ahhhhhhh!!!!! (26%)

b.) I am gonna have a nice, quiet evening of reading and silently choking out my neighbor's pets, David. (25%)

c.) I have no IDEA what I'm gonna do!!!  I just got shot in the ass by a cop!!  That's what I get for rubbing up against old people in the park!! (24%)

d.) I think I'm gonna have a fun night of lighting my face on fire. (25%)