What are you going to do tonight?
a.) Partay 'till my DICK EXPLODES, Dave Man!! Drink-drink-drink-and-OUCH!!!! My dick just exploded!!! This was a mistake!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!! (26%)
b.) I am gonna have a nice, quiet evening of reading and silently choking out my neighbor's pets, David. (25%)
c.) I have no IDEA what I'm gonna do!!! I just got shot in the ass by a cop!! That's what I get for rubbing up against old people in the park!! (24%)
d.) I think I'm gonna have a fun night of lighting my face on fire. (25%)