Does anything even matter anymore?
a.) Fuck yeah, Dave Man!!! I just bought a new power saw!! It's dick-chopping time!! Tally-hooooooooooo!!!!!! (24%)
b.) No. No, it does not, David. My pet turtle, Col. Sparkplug, just died. Now who am I gonna fuck? (25%)
c.) I don't know what this poll is referring to Davey Mac and I don't care!! I just found twenty dollars on the sidewalk!! Time to get a Samoan, midget, drunk, blind, one-legged hooker!! (25%)
d.) Yes, things matter, Dave. After all, I just farted in a cup. (26%)