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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 17)

  Does anything even matter anymore?

a.) Fuck yeah, Dave Man!!!  I just bought a new power saw!!  It's dick-chopping time!!  Tally-hooooooooooo!!!!!! (24%)

b.) No.  No, it does not, David.  My pet turtle, Col. Sparkplug, just died.  Now who am I gonna fuck? (25%)

c.) I don't know what this poll is referring to Davey Mac and I don't care!!  I just found twenty dollars on the sidewalk!!  Time to get a Samoan, midget, drunk, blind, one-legged hooker!! (25%)

d.) Yes, things matter, Dave.  After all, I just farted in a cup. (26%)