Is marriage a mistake?
a.) No! Marriage isn't a mistake, Dave Man!! Sticking your dick next to a lawn mower blade is a fucking mistake!!! Owwwwwwwww!!!!! (25%)
b.) I don't think marriage is necessarily a mistake; it's being in the same house with a fucking psychopath who has destroyed your life which is the mistake!!! (26%)
c.) Marriage is GREAT, Davey Mac! I got hitched to my brother's mother last week and---wait...I married my mom?!?!?! Ahhhhhhhh!!! (25%)
d.) I don't believe in mistakes, David. I only believe in jerking off on my dog's head. (24%)