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Poll-verizing (Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 16)

  Is marriage a mistake?

a.) No!  Marriage isn't a mistake, Dave Man!!  Sticking your dick next to a lawn mower blade is a fucking mistake!!!  Owwwwwwwww!!!!! (25%)

b.) I don't think marriage is necessarily a mistake; it's being in the same house with a fucking psychopath who has destroyed your life which is the mistake!!! (26%)

c.) Marriage is GREAT, Davey Mac!  I got hitched to my brother's mother last week and---wait...I married my mom?!?!?!  Ahhhhhhhh!!! (25%)

d.) I don't believe in mistakes, David.  I only believe in jerking off on my dog's head. (24%)