I think my car is going to break down soon. What should I do?
a.) If your car is about to die, Dave Man, do what I always do...drive that thing straight into a bus of old people on their way to Atlantic City!!! Yeeeeeeeeee!!!! (24%)
b.) Maybe you could trade it in for a new car, David. Preferably one with lots of dried cum stains on it. (25%)
c.) You should get a motorcycle, Davey Mac!!! You should ALSO get a little dog that you could name Hector and the two of you could go on adventures together and lick each other and kiss each other and, boy, I think the LSD is kicking in!! (25%)
d.) Cars are for suckers, Diddy. I like to walk when I'm on the move. I just get up and go to the first women's bathroom that I see and set up a hidden webcam so that I can put video of girls peeing online! Boom! (26%)