As Randy "Macho Man" Savage said- Oooooooh yeaaaahhh!! The glorious Davey Mac Sports Program XL chugs along this Saturday like a choo-choo train that runs on beer and farts!! "East Side" Dave McDonald, fresh off his emergency medical procedure (he had a mouse surgically attached to his ass), will be ready to rock!! Chris "Pepper" Stanley, released from Queens Prison (he raped a balloon), will be ready to roll!! And we want YOU to join the magic!! Tune in this Saturday to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!! Call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW! Topics for the show shall include:
* Peanuts- it's weird that we eat a food that has the word "pee" and "nut" in it...it's kinda gross when you think about it...
* Dave & Pepper interview Pete Rose and then chop his arms off
* Legendary game show host, Guy Parlington (from TV's "The Eight Thousand Dollar Chair"), discusses his new memoir- I Drugged Two Of The Prize Girls On My Show And Then Had Sex With Their Mouths While They Were Passed Out Behind The Eight Thousand Dollar Chair
* Famous cat trainer, Jorge Alvarez, discusses his controversial cat-training method which he calls- "Beating Your Cat With A Wooden Spoon"
* Cheese- has anyone ever choked to death on it? This should be an episode on House.
* And golfer Franz MacIntyre talks about the time he ate a golf ball while on acid and drew racist pictures of Tiger Woods
We'll see you homies on Saturday!!!